Walking down Bleeker yesterday an oversized SUV town car pulled over and asked me the directions to 2nd ave. But when I turned around, the needed route in question was quickly shelved so he could make what I could only describe as convulsing neck thrusts mixed with wildly exaggerated imitations of kissing and biting.
"Baby, I want to eat you. I want to eat you all up," said he.
It's a wild world out there. Beware the motoring cannibals.