Tuesday, April 21, 2009


this is an example of un-targeted communications placement.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

today's assignment

go download "born under punches" by the talking heads. and dance.

(how the fuck did i forget about this song?)

breaking news

wow, the times, you know i love ya but this ain't exactly insightful reporting....

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

maybe that's where the term "pooped" comes from

I don't know if people say this because they're trying to sound southern, or folksy or cute or whatever. But when some people say "I'm tired" they squish it together to say, "I'm tird" which sounds remarkably close to, "turd." So while you could only be lamenting your fatigue, you run the risk of everyone else believing you crapped your pants.