Monday, November 22, 2010

A Major Prize, I Won I Won I Won!

Today i received an email that changed my life. For your Friend Til the End Or At Least the End of the Bottle is one of 8 recipients of the highly esteemed Anger Management Award! No, seriously! Look!

Who fuckin' said I can't manage my goddamn anger? Seriously, who the fuck said that? I'll cut him.

Monday, November 15, 2010

I need a new shrink

Dr. Happy is winking like he knows something I should.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Sunday Sermon.


Dog Days of Sunday

Gratuitous sunday funday shot. By one of my favorite dog photographers.

© Scruffy Dog Photography

Saturday, November 13, 2010

This Ain't No Disco

Some people don't need heads to be rad.

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

I'm Shining

I don’t know the name of the ponytailed prick who came up with the Open Office Agency Model. But if I did, I would hack him up with an axe. Dramatic? I don’t think so. What you call “life in prison,” I call finally getting exactly what I want: Solitary Confinement.

You see, concentration is always something I’ve struggled with. In college, I would find the loneliest, most deserted vacuum and hear angels singing through the sweet, sweet silence. Because unlike Fun With Photoshop! writing amid a cacophony of conference calls and tools with ‘tude is DIFFICULT. Have you ever seen a photo of Thomas Pynchon? Neither have I. Because you cant write Gravity’s Fucking Rainbow while a bunch of art school dropouts wax-unpoetic about Facebook apps. So I made this instead.

Blame the typo on the noise.