Friday, April 14, 2006

bad friday

i hate poems. i hate spoken word fucks. and i hate PMS. but one day, a yr or so ago, i wrote a poem about PMS. and it pretty much encapsulates how i feel today. so poetry hating aside...enjoy!


I'm feelin' more crampy than bitchy.
but sometimes the cramps are a bitch.
if i'm feelin' more bitchy than crampy,
you might go and call me a witch.
but whichever way i be feelin'
i suggest you stay out of my way.
cause the cramps are a bitch
and i'll soon be a witch
and you'll turn into my fuckin' prey.


happy easter.

5 comments:

Single, Party of One said...

I can't believe you went with a poem and not a haiku. Seriously, man. Haiku is all the fucking rage.

Though I suppose composing a poem on your blog is better than actually penning one in your menstrual blood, a sick little medium I recently read about. WTF?

If things get to that, let me know. I'll send you wine from here.

gina said...

That. Is. Brilliant.

I am sending it to my idiot husband now.

copyranter said...

the Passion of the Christ was a pretty bloody movie.

Anonymous said...

this is how you get that counter to keep going up.
with all waiting to hear something new.

i actually thought of a poem myself, that i was going to grace you with right here...

but it ain't my place.

concha said...

go for it.